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Oct 19, 2019

ORIG:  Hundreds wearing ' Stand With Hong Kong ' shirts attend NBA game in protest 
EDIT:   Hundreds wearing ' Stand With Weasels ' shirts attend NBA game in protest 
Oct 15, 2019

ORIG:  Without encryption, we will lose all privacy. This is our new battleground 
EDIT:   Without encryption, we will lose all puppies. This is our new battleground 
Dec 07, 2019

ORIG:  Trump just assured his own impeachment 
EDIT:   Trump just assured his own waistline 
Jan 13, 2020

ORIG:  Australia fires: Aboriginal planners say the bush ' needs to burn ' 
EDIT:   Australia fires: Aboriginal physicists say the bush ' needs to burn ' 
Dec 20, 2019

ORIG:  Trump DOJ Blows Up GOP Excuse for Rejecting Witnesses at Impeachment Trial in Senate 
EDIT:   Trump DOJ Blows Up GOP Excuse for Rejecting gophers at Impeachment Trial in Senate 
Nov 28, 2019

ORIG:  Trump says there ’s a war on Thanksgiving. We could n’t find it. 
EDIT:   Trump says there ’s a holiday on Thanksgiving. We could n’t find it. 
Dec 10, 2019

ORIG:  Trump campaign tweets video of Trump as ' Avengers ' villain Thanos 
EDIT:   Trump campaign mansplains video of Trump as ' Avengers ' villain Thanos 
Oct 20, 2019

ORIG:  ‘ I Am Back ’: Bernie Sanders Addresses 26,000 With Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez 
EDIT:   ‘ I Am Back ’: Bernie Sanders Swordfights 26,000 With Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez 
Jan 08, 2020

ORIG:  Trump Sexual Misconduct Lawsuit Heads To Top New York Court 
EDIT:   Trump Sexual golfing Lawsuit Heads To Top New York Court 
Sep 04, 2019

ORIG:  The Trump voters whose ‘ need for chaos ’ obliterates everything else 
EDIT:   The Trump voters whose ‘ need for brownies ’ obliterates everything else 
Jan 08, 2020

ORIG:  ' No power. No water. Nothing. ' Deadly earthquake forces many Puerto Ricans to sleep outside 
EDIT:   ' No power. No water. Nothing. ' Deadly kittens forces many Puerto Ricans to sleep outside 
Dec 04, 2019

ORIG:  Ca n’t Stop, Wo n’t Stop: Giuliani Is Back In Kyiv Stirring The Pot For Right-Wing Documentary 
EDIT:   Ca n’t Stop, Wo n’t Stop: Giuliani Is Back In Kyiv Stirring The Pot For Right-Wing druglords 
Nov 29, 2019

ORIG:  Thousands in Hong Kong celebrate at ‘ Thanksgiving ’ rally after US legislation backs supporters 
EDIT:   Thousands in Hong Kong celebrate at ‘ Thanksgiving ’ rally after US legislation backs Thanksgiving