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H1
Nov 17, 2019
nytimes.com
 politics 

ORIG:  Bolton and Trump Met Privately Over Withheld Aid, White House Official Testified 
EDIT:   Bolton and Trump Met Privately Over Withheld Plucking, White House Official Testified 
                            
*H2
Dec 31, 2019
reuters.com
 politics 

ORIG:  Trump event in Miami church may violate IRS rules, non-profit says 
EDIT:   Trump poledancing in Miami church may violate IRS rules, non-profit says 
                            
*H3
Jan 05, 2020
latimes.com
 politics 

ORIG:  Iraqi parliament has voted to expell the US military 
EDIT:   Iraqi parliament has voted to expell the US student 
                            
H4
Nov 26, 2019
reuters.com
 politics 

ORIG:  U.S. starves 2020 census of funding, threatens undercount: NY lawsuit 
EDIT:   U.S. starves 2020 census of funding, eats undercount: NY lawsuit 
                            
*H5
Nov 14, 2019
nytimes.com
 politics 

ORIG:  Trump Asks Supreme Court to Bar Release of His Tax Returns 
EDIT:   Trump Asks Supreme Court to Bar Release of His Amazon Returns 
                            
*H6
Oct 25, 2019
cnn.com
 politics 

ORIG:  John Bolton's lawyers spoke with House committees about possible deposition in impeachment inquiry 
EDIT:   John Bolton's lawyers spoke with House dressing about possible deposition in impeachment inquiry 
                            
*H7
Jan 20, 2020
telegraph.co.uk
 worldnews 

ORIG:  Immune cell which kills most cancers discovered by accident by British scientists in major breakthrough 
EDIT:   Immune cell which kills most cancers discovered by accident by British hairstylists in major breakthrough 
                            
H8
Jan 24, 2020
reuters.com
 worldnews 

ORIG:  Police to roll out live facial recognition cameras in London 
EDIT:   Police to abuse out live facial recognition cameras in London 
                            
*H9
Nov 12, 2019
thehill.com
 politics 

ORIG:  GOP senators warn against Trump firing intelligence community official 
EDIT:   GOP senators warn against Trump firing intelligence community caterer 
                            
H10
Nov 12, 2019
cnn.com
 politics 

ORIG:  The first African-American mayor in the history of Montgomery takes office today 
EDIT:   The first African-American mayor in the history of Montgomery takes cover today 
                            
*H11
Nov 26, 2019
lawandcrime.com
 politics 

ORIG:  AG Barr Sued for ‘ Unlawful Refusals ’ to Comply with Subpoenas Related to Census Question 
EDIT:   AG Barr Sued for ‘ Unlawful Refusals ’ to Comply with Subpoenas Related to Sandwich Question 
                            
*H12
Oct 26, 2019
newsweek.com
 politics 

ORIG:  Donald Trump Spoke at a Historically Black College — 7 Students Showed Up 
EDIT:   Donald Trump Spoke at a Historically Black College — 7 Students Threw Up 
                            
H13
Jan 24, 2020
bbc.com
 worldnews 

ORIG:  Coronavirus: Chinese embassy in Paris finds woman who ' cheated ' checks 
EDIT:   Coronavirus: Chinese embassy in Paris finds woman who ' cheated ' husbands 
                            
*H14
Nov 12, 2019
talkingpointsmemo.com
 politics 

ORIG:  More Evidence Ties Failed Census Change To GOP Gerrymandering Efforts 
EDIT:   More Evidence Ties Failed Gender Change To GOP Gerrymandering Efforts 
                            
H15
Jan 15, 2020
nbcnews.com
 worldnews 

ORIG:  ' Fire clouds ': After Australia, scientists warn the erratic weather phenomenon could become a new reality 
EDIT:   ' Fire Trump ': After Australia, scientists warn the erratic weather phenomenon could become a new reality 
                            
H16
Nov 11, 2019
axios.com
 politics 

ORIG:  Judge dismisses Trump's lawsuit over tax returns 
EDIT:   Judge dismisses Trump's tantrum over tax returns 
                            
*H17
Nov 17, 2019
thehill.com
 politics 

ORIG:  Impeachment hearings likely to get worse for Republicans 
EDIT:   Impeachment hearings likely to get worse for Americans 
                            
*H18
Jan 17, 2020
vice.com
 worldnews 

ORIG:  China Keeps Arresting Hong Kong Protesters for ‘ Soliciting Prostitution ’ 
EDIT:   China Keeps Arresting Hong Kong Protesters for ‘ Soliciting Solicitors ’ 
                            
*H19
Jan 21, 2020
commondreams.org
 politics 

ORIG:  Bernie Sanders ' People-Powered Campaign Is on Fire 
EDIT:   Bernie Sanders ' People-Powered sawmill Is on Fire 
                            
H20
Nov 30, 2019
vox.com
 politics 

ORIG:  Twitter bans Ilhan Omar ’s GOP rival for tweeting about hanging the congresswoman 
EDIT:   Twitter bans Ilhan Omar ’s GOP rival for tweeting about massaging the congresswoman