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Nov 12, 2019

ORIG:  Largest U.S. Registered Nurses Union Endorses Bernie Sanders For President 
EDIT:   Largest U.S. Registered Nurses Union Endorses Bernie Sanders For patient 
Oct 23, 2019

ORIG:  ' Who gives a s -- t about Afghanistan? ': Trump stunned officials with his comments during a military briefing, former aide says 
EDIT:   ' Who gives a s -- t about possums? ': Trump stunned officials with his comments during a military briefing, former aide says 
Nov 14, 2019

ORIG:  Stephen Miller's shocking views are why he's in the White House 
EDIT:   Stephen Miller's shocking biceps are why he's in the White House 
Jan 24, 2020

ORIG:  Child soldiers as young as 6 are being recruited to fight in Mexico 
EDIT:   Child soldiers as young as 6 are being recruited to fight in Fortnite 
Jan 22, 2020

ORIG:  Sanders Gains in Poll as He Pauses Campaigning for Impeachment 
EDIT:   Sanders Gains in Poll as He Pauses Campaigning for Combing 
Nov 11, 2019

ORIG:  Facebook News Boss Behind Separate Website Attacking Elizabeth Warren 
EDIT:   Facebook News Boss Behind Separate Website Attacking Cher 
Jan 19, 2020

ORIG:  Bodies of Ukrainian victims of Iran plane crash returned home 
EDIT:   Iphones of Ukrainian victims of Iran plane crash returned home 
Oct 18, 2019

ORIG:  McConnell: Trump's troop pull back in Syria a ' grave strategic mistake ' 
EDIT:   McConnell: Trump's hair pull back in Syria a ' grave strategic mistake ' 
Dec 23, 2019

ORIG:  Boeing CEO Dennis Muilenburg to step down immediately 
EDIT:   Boeing CEO Dennis Muilenburg to fall down immediately 
Jan 24, 2020

ORIG:  ‘ If the truth does n’t matter, we ’re lost ’ — and we are 
EDIT:   ‘ If the bacon does n’t matter, we ’re lost ’ — and we are 
Nov 12, 2019

ORIG:  Turkey ’s proxy army is ‘ looting, kidnapping and executing Kurds at random ’ 
EDIT:   Turkey ’s feathered army is ‘ looting, kidnapping and executing Kurds at random ’ 
Oct 23, 2019

ORIG:  Contradicting Trump, Ukraine Knew of Aid Freeze Before It Became Public 
EDIT:   Contradicting Trump, Ukraine Knew of Tastee Freeze Before It Became Public 
Jan 22, 2020

ORIG:  ‘ Marry-your-rapist ’ bill to be introduced by lawmakers in Turkey 
EDIT:   ‘ Marry-your-rapist ’ bill to be introduced by lawmakers in Hades 
Nov 15, 2019

ORIG:  Congress to hear diplomat who overheard a key Trump call 
EDIT:   Congress to hear diplomat who overheard a key duck call 
Nov 24, 2019

ORIG:  Pompeo Had Several Calls With Giuliani Before Yovanovitch ’s Abrupt Ouster, Docs Confirm 
EDIT:   Pompeo Had Several hookups With Giuliani Before Yovanovitch ’s Abrupt Ouster, Docs Confirm 
Oct 23, 2019

ORIG:  Trump's Regulatory Rollbacks Linked to Worse Air Quality and Thousands of Premature Deaths 
EDIT:   Walmart's Regulatory Rollbacks Linked to Worse Air Quality and Thousands of Premature Deaths 
Jan 24, 2020

ORIG:  A secret recording of a Trump dinner confirms one of Lev Parnas ’s allegations 
EDIT:   A secret recording of a Trump dinner confirms one of Lev Parnas ’s fetishes 
Jan 16, 2020

ORIG:  Japan confirms case of new Chinese virus, spread is ' concerning ' 
EDIT:   Japan confirms case of new Chinese robot, spread is ' concerning ' 
Oct 25, 2019

ORIG:  Inspectors General Bash DOJ Handling Of Ukraine Whistleblower ’s Complaint 
EDIT:   Inspectors General Bash DOJ Handling Of Ukraine Whistleblower ’s Whistle 
Jan 20, 2020

ORIG:  Fact-checker counts 16K false, misleading claims by Trump in three years 
EDIT:   Fact-checker counts 16K false, misleading claims by BigBird in three years