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  • H1.     Italy reports fewest coronavirus deaths in weeks       EDIT:    
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  • H2.     An Obama Advisor Summons a Volunteer Army to Defeat Trump       EDIT:    
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  • H3.     How the GOP ’s War on Government Paved the Way for Trump ’s Deadly Incompetence       EDIT:    
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  • H4.     Michael Jordan and Larry Bird play a game of HORSE       EDIT:    
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  • H5.     Democrats ask Supreme Court not to block extended absentee voting in Wisconsin       EDIT:    
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  • H6.     Queen: ' We will succeed ' in fight against virus       EDIT:    
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  • H7.     China claims U.S. is " slandering " Beijing with report on coronavirus cover-up, calls Trump administration " inhumane "       EDIT:    
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  • H8.     Trump reportedly wanted to fire the US Navy captain who pleaded for ' immediate ' coronavirus help       EDIT:    
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  • H9.     New York Times: Ex-Navy commander who sounded alarm over coronavirus outbreak tests positive for virus       EDIT:    
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  • H10.     UK's coronavirus testing effort hampered by kits contaminated with Covid-19       EDIT:    
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  • H11.     ' Reckless ': Chaos Expected in Tuesday's Elections After Wisconsin Republicans Refuse to Cancel In-Person Voting       EDIT:    
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  • H12.     Reuters Published a Startling New Report About Trump Pushing Anti-Malaria Drugs       EDIT:    
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  • H13.     Ireland's PM returns to medical practice to help in coronavirus crisis       EDIT:    
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  • H14.     Canada coronavirus deaths jump 20 %, Ottawa offers reservists full-time jobs       EDIT:    
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  • H15.     Coronavirus deaths are fewer in countries that mandate TB vaccine       EDIT:    
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  • H16.     How the fight for the Senate is slowly moving toward Democrats       EDIT:    
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  • H17.     A Little-Known Democratic Governor Is Breaking Out in Kentucky       EDIT:    
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  • H18.     Iowa governor defends not ordering shelter-in-place: Maybe Dr. Fauci " doesn't have all the information "       EDIT:    
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  • H19.     By Refusing to Cancel In-Person Voting, Wisconsin GOP Weaponizes Coronavirus       EDIT:    
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  • H20.     Fauci: no evidence anti-malaria drug Trump pushes works against virus       EDIT:    
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