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  • H1.     Thousand Oaks councilman, a pastor, resigns, says he ’ll defy coronavirus order       EDIT:    
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  • H4.     Kentucky governor says it's ' very hard ' to compete with federal government for medical equipment       EDIT:    
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  • H5.     Germany: WW2 bomb forces hospital evacuation       EDIT:    
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  • H6.     Louisiana church holds services, defying coronavirus stay-at-home order       EDIT:    
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  • H7.     COVID-19 Pandemic Shows That We Don't Need Return to Normalcy  We Need President Bernie Sanders       EDIT:    
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  • H8.     Quebec extends halt on non-essential activity until May 4, province approaches 8,000 cases       EDIT:    
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  • H9.     YouTube will suppress content promoting false 5G coronavirus conspiracy       EDIT:    
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  • H10.     Pentagon Knew Of Possible Coronavirus Threat for Years       EDIT:    
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  • H11.     Chad army destroys Boko Haram bases       EDIT:    
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  • H12.     Premier infuriated by Trump, says Canada helped US amid 9/11       EDIT:    
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  • H13.     Democrats must investigate Trump ’s coronavirus response       EDIT:    
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  • H14.     South Korea's return to normal interrupted by uptick in coronavirus cases       EDIT:    
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  • H15.     Trump ’s career is built on finding shortcuts. Against the virus, there are none.       EDIT:    
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  • H16.     GrubHub/Seamless ’s pandemic initiatives are predatory and exploitative, and it ’s time to stop using them       EDIT:    
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  • H17.     Ireland's Varadkar will practice medicine again amid COVID-19 outbreak       EDIT:    
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  • H18.     Boris Johnson admitted to the hospital       EDIT:    
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  • H19.     Americans brace for  hardest, saddest  week of their lives       EDIT:    
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  • H20.     Africa bracing for  complete collapse of economies  as coronavirus takes its toll       EDIT:    
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